100 Funny Senior Quotes That Schooled The System (2024)

It's almost that time of year when you have to turn in your senior quote for the yearbook. But don't sweat it! With the help of Reddit and Twitter, we found a bunch of senior quotes that range from funny to absolutely hilarious. Maybe they'll inspire you — but they'll definitely make you laugh.

1. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz

2. "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." - Terry Pratchett

3. "I'm not sure what the future holds, but I do know that I'm going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate." - Bill Murray

4. "The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker

5. "I'm not a businessman; I'm a business, man." - Jay-Z

6. "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

7. "If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." - Henny Youngman

8. "Hakuna matata." —The Lion King

9. "The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." —Gloria Steinem

10. "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." —Groucho Marx

11. "Life's a garden, dig it!" —Joe Dirt

12. "Life's too mysterious to take too serious." —Mary Engelbreit

13. "Attention campers, lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it." —Tony Perkis (Heavyweights)

14. “I'll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe: Take it sleazy.” —Michael (The Good Place)

15. "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." —George Carlin

16. "Gotta blast!" —Jimmy Neutron

17. "Long story short, I survived." —Taylor Swift

18. "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." —John Lennon

19. "I've done my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban!" —Sirius Black (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

20. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you." —Rick Astley

21. "Follow your heart, but take your brain with you." —Alfred Adler

22. "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." —Kurt Vonnegut

23. "Were we supposed to have a quote?" —Ann Paul Veal (Arrested Development)

24. "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." —William Shakespeare

25. "I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me." —Dwight Schrute (The Office)

26. "It's supposed to be hard. If it were easy, everyone would do it." —Jimmy Dugan (A League of Their Own)

27. "You met me at a very strange time in my life." —The Narrator (Fight Club)

28. "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be someone who hates peaches." —Dita Von Teese

29. "When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story." —Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

30. "Be so good that they can't ignore you." —Steve Martin

31. "I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it." —Clint Eastwood

32. "It's not your job to be likable. It's your job to be yourself." —Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

33. "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals." —Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

34. "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." —Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)

35. "Wanna fly, you got to give up the sh*t that weighs you down." —Toni Morrison (Song of Solomon)

36. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" —Chandler Bing (Friends)

37. "May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect." —Chuck Palahniuk

38. "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool." —Katya Zamolodchikova

39. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. —Wayne Gretzky'" —Michael Scott (The Office)

40. “Do your thing and don't care if they like it.” ―Tina Fey (Bossypants)

41. "If I die, turn my tweets into a book." —Gina Linetti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

42. "I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me." —Shane Madej

43. "Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape." —Anonymous

44. "My stummy hurt." —Playboi Carti

45. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." —Plankton (Spongebob)

46. "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." —Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere’s Fan)

47. "That's hot." —Paris Hilton

This article contains content previously curated by Dave Stopera, Michelle Rennex, Syd Robinson Hattie Soykan, and Shyla Watson. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.