Yearbooks are an excellent way to remember your school, classmates, and events. Read the funniest yearbook quotes you’ll never forget.
A yearbook is also known as an annual. It’s a way to record the school year and students.
The first one is from Yale University in 1806. It remains a tradition over 200 years later.
Quotes are one of the best parts of a yearbook.
You can say anything, ranging from inspirational to sarcastic. Some people write the funniest things.
The following are funny yearbook quotes that’ll make you laugh so hard.
Feel free to use one as your quote to leave a mark.
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Hilarious yearbook quotes
1. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.” -Unknown
2. “If you like water then you already like 72% of me.” -Andrew Newman
3. “Of course I dress well, I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.” -Unknown
4. “I didn’t choose the thug life; my mom picked it out for me.” -Jose Indriago
5. “It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.” -Zachary Chastain
6. “If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.” -Paris Hilton
7. “Life is a party and I’m the piñata.” -Unknown
8. “Waking up the second hardest thing in the morning.” -Conner Hart
9. “The happier we get, the less we see. #asians #life” -Unknown
10. “The limit does not exist.” –Mean Girls, 2004
11. “I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.” -Segun Akigbogun
12. “Opinions are like mixtapes, I don’t want to hear yours.” -Spencer Howard
13. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” -Mark Twain
14. “Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life?” -Beyoncé
15. “You’re an Asian, not a B-sian.” -Unknown
16. “I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.” -Unknown
17. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.” -Unknown
18. “So I can write anything here and it’ll be in the yearbook?” -Unknown
19. “That’s what.” -She
20. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” -Robin Williams
21. “I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.” -Oluwadabria Ogunwuyi
22. “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.” -Unknown
23. “Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.” -Unknown
24. “My computer screen is brighter than my future.” -Katia Perez
25. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” -Patrick Star
26. “Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.” -Unknown
27. “High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.” -Randey Chung
28. “Yo yearbook. I’mma let you finish, but my junior year photo was the best photo of all time.” -Kanye West
29. “Please, God, please, don’t let me be normal!” -Sigourney Weaver
30. “I hate shirts.” -Taylor Lautner
31. “Put something inspirational.” -Mom
32. “So I heard the ladies like bad boys. Lucky for them, I’m bad at everything.” -Unknown
33. “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.” -Lewis Carroll
34. “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.” -John Wayne
35. “Donuts are always the answer.” -Unknown
36. “See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.” -Unknown
37. “I just keep talking and eventually something’s funny.” -Unknown
38. “When you start to Excel, people start to spreadsheet.” -Unknown
39. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.” -Unknown
40. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” -Doris Smith
41. “Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.” -Unknown
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42. “High School Musical is pretty unrealistic.” -Unknown
43. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” -Roger Staubach
44. “It’s called a garbage can, not a garbage cannot.” -Unknown
45. “I haven’t even begun to peak.” -Dennis Reynolds
46. “Onions have layers.” –Shrek
47. “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.” -Unknown
48. “When’s this due?” -Unknown
49. “I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.” -Unknown
50. “Bruh, we graduated just to go to school again.” -Unknown
51. “True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” -Kurt Vonnegut
52. “If you’re gonna be late you might as well go grab some breakfast and make it worth it.” -Unknown
53. “I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.” -Unknown
54. “See you in 15 years, when you want to friend me on Facebook.” -Unknown
55. “I’m already hungry tomorrow.” -Unknown
56. “You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly.” -Unknown
57. “Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone.” -Unknown
58. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” -Unknown
59. “Everyday in high school, I was looking for snacks, not knowing I was the snack all along.” -Unknown
60. “They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a goat.” -Unknown
61. “Education is important but biceps are importanter.” -Unknown
62. “Ravioli, ravioli, give me my diplomioli.” -Unknown
63. “Some days are a total waste of makeup.” -Unknown
64. “Remember that time I did that thing you thought was funny? Good times.” -Unknown
65. “I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.” -Unknown
66. “I’m a senior, but I stay fresh man.” -Unknown
67. “Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.” -Unknown
68. “What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget?” -Unknown
69. “I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food.” -Unknown
70. “I’m so much cooler online.” -Emily Elkins
71. “If I still look this good in 10 years, I’ll be happy.” -Unknown
72. “Once you grow up, you can’t come back!” -Peter Pan
73. “After four years of being in this prison, I still don’t know how to pay my bills, but thank God I know how to solve for x.” -Unknown
74. “I look better in person.” -Unknown
75. I’m fat because I don’t chase these girls.” -Unknown
76. “Don’t follow your dreams, follow me on social media.” -Unknown
77. “I only accept apologies in cash.” -Unknown
78. “When I bathe, I like to turn off all the lights and pretend I’m in the womb.” -Unknown
79. “I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.” -Unknown
80. “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.” -Unknown
81. “Never memorize something that you can look up.” -Albert Einstein
82. “Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.” -Unknown
83. “I’m not pregnant, just eating good.” -Unknown
84. “My presence is a present.” -Unknown
85. “I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.” -W. C. Fields
86. “All pizzas are personal pizzas if you try hard enough.” -Unknown
87. “I love me a good pancake.” -Unknown
88. “Sad spelled backwards is das, and das how it be sometimes.” -Unknown
89. “The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.” -Unknown
90. “Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into your brain. That’s where the crappy ideas come from.” -Unknown
91. “Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.” -Unknown
92. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m black.” -Nick Jenkins
93. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.” -Unknown
94. “They asked me to write something. So here it is something.” -Unknown
95. “The Office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45.” -Unknown (Should have burned this place down when I had the chance).
96. “RIP Club Penguin. You raised me when my parents didn’t want to.” -Allison Lloyd
97. “My mom should have swallowed me.” -Unknown
98. “In this photo, I’m not wearing pants.” -Unknown
99. “I get butterflies when I think of myself.” -Unknown
100. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin
101. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” -Michael Scott
102. “It’s not enough that I should succeed – others should fail.” -Kevin Chang
103. “No, I did not have a farm.” -Joe McDonald
104. “I look better than the person next to me.” -Unknown
105. “The square root of senior year is prom.” -Unknown
106. “Can I get my diploma now?” -Unknown
107. “My dog ate my first choice.” -Unknown
108. “I’m sure the Pythagorean Theorem will guide me through life.” -Unknown
109. “This is the only assignment I turned in on time.” -Unknown
110. “High school sweetheart, you’re running out of time.” -Unknown
111. “The bell doesn’t dismiss you.” -Teachers
112. “Is it too late to be a kid again?” -Unknown
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