Lots of people leave pithy quotes or snarky goodbyes in their senior yearbook quotes. Not Mason Goodman, no sir. He, instead left what appears to be a recipe for pancakes as his quote. We’re surprised he had all that space to work with. Strangely, most pancake recipes don’t include things like egg and milk – maybe it’s a family recipe.
This is a good option since not only will people see the recipe while looking for their own pictures and give it a try when they have the munchies, but Mason now knows exactly where this recipe is at all given times – it’s right next to a picture of him wearing a tuxedo. Once he’s in college, he can just flip open the book and start mixing. The recipe’s pretty easy, too. Everything you need for a quick breakfast.
Turns Out You Can Lie in a Quote
Carlos Ramirez is a staunch Dallas Cowboys fan, which means he’s also wrong about a lot of things. Like who America’s team is, and whether or not Dez Bryant caught it in the 2014 NFC Divisional playoff game on January 11th against the Green Bay Packers – America’s actual team. It was just another moment in a long rivalry between these two teams, and this one was quite recent – even young fans like Carlos aren’t likely to forget it soon.
It’s just too bad for Dez Bryant, the Cowboys, and Carlos that the rules were pretty clear in that Dez didn’t maintain possession. Yes, the rules were changed afterward, but at that point it was cut and dry. Plus, Rodgers was doing great that day, you really think the Cowboys would have won? We don’t think so.
Watch Out
Abigail tells us the truth behind redheads – they’re trouble. They’re a genetic aberration that we nevertheless allow to continue, and we love ‘em, but they can really prove to be hot headed in more than one way. Among all the browns and blacks and blondes that are wandering the halls at school, gingers are easy to spot.
Maybe that means you need to keep an eye on them, so they don’t do something they’re going to regret. Or something that YOU are going to regret. Abigail is looking at the camera like she knows what she did, and she has a smile that tells us she doesn’t really care. Combined with that quote, we would put a little money down on the idea that her parents are happy she’ll be going off to college soon.
Make Do With What You Have
While it’s possible to take this quote and feel bad about the state of things, let’s look at the wisdom that Betshina Bernier has left us with a more critical eye. Yes, it's a sad fact that there are still unintentional and even unconscious ways that people can be affected by who you are, but there’s commonly a way to get around those things.
Betshina found out she has a power to modulate her voice to what people want to hear – similar to the film “Sorry to Bother You,” though hopefully it doesn’t end up the same way for her. Suddenly Betshina has a couple of choices in life – public speaker, voice actress, and more. Building on your strengths is a great way to get ahead in life, and this young lady is on her way.
What Do You Have Against Michelles?
Jose has a pretty good self-image, and that’s something to applaud. He called himself the Beyonce of his high school, which is a pretty hefty goal to reach. At the same time, he managed to put down everybody who has the name Michelle, even though there are lots of great examples. What about Michelle Rodriguez, a veteran actress who has been in movies such as “Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves” or “Avatar?”
Or Michelle Obama, the nation’s first African-American First Lady? Be careful saying those kinds of things, Jose, or the Michelles will rise up against you. Beyonce has plenty of star power, but there is only one of her, while there are almost a million Michelles in the United States alone. If we extended that to the entire world, estimates put it at almost two-point-five mil.
